Feminists have always struck me as somewhat hypocritical. On one hand, they castigate us for not treating them like a lady. On the other, they espouse the equality of the sexes. When we don’t hold the door, they say we are ungentlemanly. When we call them caretakers, they say we are chauvinistic. No wonder people say that chivalry is dead.
Woman, make up your mind. Are you or are you not the fairer sex? Yes, maybe the question is loaded. But if you still decide on fair… well, we’ll discuss it when we see each other during reservice, shall we?